Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...