Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Graze Jokes More Graze Jokes

What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.