Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!