Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!