Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!