Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!