Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Reward Jokes More Reward Jokes

How do you reward a chicken journalist?

With a poulette surprise!

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount