What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.