What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y