One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
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Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
Tip him for the pizza.
He already told you so.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
They tell you.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They'll tell you.
They both got accepted to Yale.
They got into Yale.
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You pay him for the pizza.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
A Doctor.
Would you like fries with that "
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
They are probably in better shape than you.
With 26 characters he met at a party.
He couldn't make hands meet.
Faster than her brother!
Goodentight
Mat
You pay for the pizza.
When somebody asks for a raise
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning