One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
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Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
Tip him for the pizza.
He already told you so.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
They tell you.
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They'll tell you.
They both got accepted to Yale.
They got into Yale.
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You pay him for the pizza.
Stamps!
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because they never leave a tip.
Because they always *tip*.
He accepted eternal returns.
They refuse to have liters.
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*
Because he's shellfish!
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
You pay for the pizza.
Mat
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
