What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA