What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!