What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.