What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Perch Jokes More Perch Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.