What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.