A plain bagel.
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
They call in a S.W.A.T. team
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
because then they'd be called bagels!
Because then they would be called Bagels!
a plain bagel.