Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.