Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls