Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.