What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Briiiiines...

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A LexiCon

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Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts! :)

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.