What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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A plain bagel.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!