What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump