What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.