Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Baygull Jokes More Baygull Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Seagulls Jokes More Seagulls Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away