What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

Budgie Jokes More Budgie Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !