What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

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