Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.