Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.