Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester