Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs