Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.