What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Shaken, not stirred.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.