What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...