What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.