What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.