What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.