What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.