What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!