Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.