Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*