Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.