Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire