What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.