What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels