What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.