What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant?

A bodybag

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.