Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once