She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
Half of London
the radiush.
Fission chips.
Meals on wheels...
Because your mom was on the other side..
They both got nailed
WD-4D
Because they always take things littorally
A drummer!!!!!
A conductor.
Naana
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
A small medium at large
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!