She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
We're both constantly penetrating your mom
Rastafriedrice
When there are no attachments
An e-mergency.
Damn E-mails!
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
3edgy5me
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
He was always Stalin in his manual!
Medicine.
A: They went on stroke.
About two hours.
It's a real cispool.
A con-quiche-ador
Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*