She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
It's elected President.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Probable Cosby
They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."
Norse Korea
Elon Musk
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
It Hertz
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
You can punch information into a computer.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
