She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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Coffee Mug
It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
It's only SPF
A pencil has a point.
When he points.
The Woof of Wall Street.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Def Leppard
The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
By reposting it every week!
Because he Reddit off the internet.
A messed up system of karma
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
Nut and bolt
