She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Paraffin and matches.
Because the stakes would be too high.
Pre-KKK
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
They both got nailed all night.
Because they might peel!
He got hurt from harmful rays
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
PP Up.
Because they have trans-sisters.
A row bot.
Coffin medicine.
They hate getting cured.
