She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Correct."
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Because the instructions were clear.
Probable Cosby
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
You stink at telling jokes."
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
Oinkment!
Prisons are indoors.
Scares their dogs.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Roberto
Eso si que es.
Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"
The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
To e or not to e that is the question.