What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs