What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog