What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!