What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!