What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.