What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Boys clothes half off.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog