What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Half Dog Jokes More Half Dog Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!