What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.