What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"