What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.