What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.