What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.