What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!