Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!