Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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They're able to stomach a lot.

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder