Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)