Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder