Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.