Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.