Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.