Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

What's another name for floor pie?

3

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other