How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....