How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue