Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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His nose is wet.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

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One starts with B and the otber starts with D

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B