Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

B Jokes More B Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B