Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."