Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B