Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did he name the second one?

Hose B