Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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You can silence a gun.

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A b

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You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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The first words are, " Jose can you see "

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B