I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Bison
Because they're jahbless!
You would rise and shine.
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
One can raise a child
You are no longer kneaded."
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
me 30 minutes into dieting
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
A fuel injected pickle.
At yeast he's a fungi.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
