How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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Will you raise me?

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Amadeus on my dais.

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A baby in the oven.

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300 degrees in the oven.

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Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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me 30 minutes into dieting

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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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You would rise and shine.

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He wanted to make some doe!

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?