How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?