How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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Cancer

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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We're raising mashed potatoes.

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He raised Cain.

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Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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A hot cross bun.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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30 minutes.

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A fuel injected pickle.

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Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?