30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.