30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.