30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.