30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !