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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.