Pay $100 for 30 minutes
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Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
30 minutes.
me 30 minutes into dieting
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
Endocrine is not a hormone.
You kick her in the groin.
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
Because it'll gobble up everything.
To Prove They Were Not Chicken
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
Thoreau Back Thursday
Hibearnation
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
A watch dog !