30 Minute Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.