What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.