What kind of wine do bears drink?

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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You have to read ursine.

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Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What kind of car trouble?

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.