What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat