What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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From their mother's computerus.

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I bearly touched her.

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Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.