Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.