Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.