Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet