How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

Pancake Jokes More Pancake Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on