How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.