How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.