How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.