How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What do you call a white black person?

Brown recluse.