He replied "They fit like a glove."
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
