How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".