How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."