How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"