Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife