Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife