Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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So they can see where they are going

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A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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One in Fife

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."