Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted