Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.