Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.