Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy