Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.