Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!