Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.