Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.