Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!