Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.