Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.