What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....