What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

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Who always wins at musical chairs?

Rosa Parks

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs