Because Africa isn't a country.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Ethiopium
Ebola cereal!
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Juan on Juan.
Turkey
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.