What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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What's the most dangerous animal in the world?

A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun.

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin