What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.