What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)