What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)