What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)