What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.