What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.