What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Heifer Jokes More Heifer Jokes

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.