Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"