Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

S Jokes More S Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.