Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

S Jokes More S Jokes

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.