Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie