What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.