What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.