What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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Thrown out of the petting zoo.