What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.