What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

A: Marching banned.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.