What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits