What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA