What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.