What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla