What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem?

It's a puffin!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu